Funny Poems – Life of royals
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1- David the Great
David the Great,
Was born in a plate,
Full of chocolate,
In a toilet,
He was put in a crate,
And was about to suffocate,
And meet his fate,
When his mate,
Removed him out the crate,
And threw him out the gate,
Before it was too late,
Before he was about to suffocate.
2- Francesca the First
Francesca the first,
Married George Cadbury Burst,
And they lived in a house that was cursed,
And the wounded travellers she nursed,
She was very popular,
Had a son called Darrell Sur,
And a cat with lots of fur,
And alot the cat used to purr.
Then George Cadbury Burst died,
And a picture of him she kept by her side,
And when she looked at it she always cried,
Watching her every day, Darrell just sighed.
3- Laura the Third
Laura the third,
Was a cat, who purred,
Every time she was given curd,
With the wing of a bird.
She was then bought by a queen,
Who was very mean,
And fed her just beans,
And was not very clean.
She then ran away,
After three weeks of stay,
In the month of May,
And a person found her astray.
4- Mary the money
Mary the money,
Was born to eat honey,
And had a fat bunny,
Whom she called Sunny.
She became the richest in the world ,
And was pearled,
When her hair was curled,
And when she was happy she always gurgled.
When she became old,
She had a little money and a bad cold,
She then had her jewels sold,
And went to the hospital looking very bold.
5- Harry the eight
Harry the eight didn’t have a long life,
Not even a wife,
Cause he was stabbed by a knife,
By his brother called Clife.
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