Funny Short Story – Faintness and Love
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Ria: Just few days back…..
12.00 PM
Life is going well. I am enjoying at my office and learning new things. I am happy that finally I have got what I wanted from so long…
7.00 PM
While heading back to home I decided to enjoy a meal outside (not an occasional thing it happens mostly)
7.15 PM
I called up Rohan and forced him to come with me. (He has no other option as he know what will happen if he say NO) :)
8.00 PM
In love with Noodles, I said while ordering Schewaan Hongkong Noodles
8.15 PM
Finally, the wait is over. I got it. First bite (noodles seems old), second bite (let it be… keep hogging….as you are hungry), third bite (definitely old noodles), fourth bite (damn U Chef..I will kill you), fifth bite and …………………boooooommm
I am feeling dizzy….everything is ghoooooming ghoooooming and more ghoooming…. eyes are dancing…..
BLACKOUT FOR SOME MINUTES
I am not able to open my eyes. But I can hear that Rohan is trying to make me conscious. Someone is sprinkling water…someone is shifting fan towards me.
Finally, I am back but what the hell.. I don’t remember anything
For me, The irritating part is Rohan imitating me and telling me that I was acting like a Zombie, standing still and making fun of me every now and then.
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Rohan: Just Few Days Back….
12.00 PM
Everything is not perfect. Just returned from a conference call and managers were blabbering as usual. ***** Office
7.00 PM
Stuck in work, I guess I have to stay till 11:00 PM today. (A usual thing)
7.15 PM
Ria Calling…
Rohan: Hello
Ria: Hi
Rohan: So, How are you and how’s job going??
Ria: Ummm…leave this all. First meet me at Mainland China sharp at 8 o’clock.
Rohan: But….
Ria: No, but… please shut. See you at 8 PM. (Call disconnected)
8.00 PM
I am waiting for Ria. Ohh!! There she is the hungry dinosaur. I was hungry too, so ordered my all time favourite Paneer Tikka.
8.15 PM
Ohh dear god.. What happened to her? I have never seen her like that?
Shall I take her to hospital? Shall I inform her family?
Few minutes later
When she was perfectly fine, I hired a cab, dropped her near home and asked her to take care of herself.
For me, the best thing happened today when I saw her expressions while I was enacting her faintness.
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